Pathan Apni Girlfrend Se :
Mere Dil Main Ek Baat Hai.

Girl:
Keh Do.

Pathan.
Keh don?

Girl han han q nai?

Pathan:
Ni Mujhy Sharam Aati Hai.

Girl:
Arey baba Kaho Na!
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Pathan:
Tumhare Pas 6 rupy hen? Naswar leni Hai
Hahahahaha!