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By : Dawood Ahmed
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what i would be?

By : Unknown

1)Tm bht ........... Ho.

2)Tm pe .............. Colour suit krta hy.

3)Tm mere liye ................ Ho.

4)Tm ............... Se bht milte ho.

5)I ............. You.

6)Tmhara aur mera rishta ........... Hy.

7)Tm pr .............. Dresing achi lgti hy.

8)Tm main ............ Bohat Zyada hy.

9)Tmhari prsnlty k hisab sy tmhara name ................... Hona chahaye tha.

dastan e mulaqat

By : Unknown

Wo khte hain na.......
Kuch unki wafao n luta .......
Kuch unki inayat mar gai ......
Hum raaz e muhabbat kehna sake  .......
Kuch chup rhne ki adat mar gai ......
Dil n bhi bht mazbur kia .....
Milne bhi lakho br gaye .......
Jo bhar k unhe na dkh sake.....
Ankho ki sharaft mar gai .....

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salam e subha

By : Unknown

**   Savair  **
**     da    **
**   Salam **

Rab kray Twada Sara Din Chnga,
Sona, Sonakha tay
khushgwar Guzry.
Tay Rab Sona Twanon Lambiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Hayati devy
(Aameen )

     Jeenday Rao.
  tay nalay hasday
      wasday rao.

ASALAM O ALAIKUM....

dua e arzoo

By : Unknown

" Dua "
Phoolon ki har kali khushbu de apko '
  Suraj ki har kiran roshni de apko '
Hum to kuch dene ke Kabil nahi '
   Dene wala har khushi de apko .... "!!

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Dil ki tanhai

By : Unknown

"Dil ki "TANHAI" me YAAD k zakhm B0ht gehray hen,

K0i b pAs nai?

J0..!

Haath pakar k itna kEh de,
K

..Mat ho parEshan..

"AJ SY hUm TERY HEIN"
S!rF TeRy ,  ... Gud morning

Exam ka funda

By : Unknown

Yaad kar ke aur bhi takleef hoti hai.
      =_ = DOST =_ =



Aata wohi hai paper mein
jo hum chor dete
hain:):);)

Har sher muhabat py ni hota... Paper b deny hoty hain :D :)

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Molvi ki haqiqat

By : Unknown

1 Molvi sahib bazar se Guzar rahy thy

Rasty me
3 Larkiyan mili

1 Larki boli :- Namasty molvi sab

Molvi :- ye dozakh me jaye gi..;->

2sri boli :- Assalam-u-alaikum..

Molvi:- ye jan'nat me jaye gi..B-)

3sri boli:- hello sweet heart
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Molvi:-  Hat jao..!
Ye myre sath jaye gi..

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Pathan ki girlfriend

By : Unknown

Pathan Apni Girlfrend Se :
Mere Dil Main Ek Baat Hai.

Girl:
Keh Do.

Pathan.
Keh don?

Girl han han q nai?

Pathan:
Ni Mujhy Sharam Aati Hai.

Girl:
Arey baba Kaho Na!
.
.
.
.
Pathan:
Tumhare Pas 6 rupy hen? Naswar leni Hai
Hahahahaha!

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Friendship band quiz

By : Unknown

*Friendship bands day*

!!Ap mujhy kon sa band bandein gy!!!

1**Black
,,,Ap bohat lovely hoo.

2**Red
,,,,M ap s bohat pyar kerta/karti hoon.

3**Pink
,,,, M apko pasand kerta/karti hoon.

4**Yellow
,,,,Ap mujhy chore ker kabi mat jana.

5**Green
,,,,M ap k sath rehna chahta/chahti
............

Ehsas e dosti

By : Unknown

  FRIENDS GHAZAL

"Kuch Salo Bad ye pal Bahut Yad Aayege,

"Jab Hum Sab Dost Apni Apni Manzil Par Pahuch Jayenge . . .

"Akele Jab Bhi Honge Sath Guzare Huye Lamhe Yad Aayege. . .

"Paise To shayad Bohot Honge Par Shayad Kharch Karne K Liye Lamhe Kam Parh Jayenge. . .

"Aaj zyada Msg Aane Par Gussa Karte Hen

"Kal Ek Ek Msg Ko Taras Jayenge

"Ek Cup Chai Yaad Dosto Ki Dilayegi,

"Yahi Sochte Sochte phir Se Aankhe Nam Ho Jayengi. . .

"Dil Khol Kar In Palo Ko Jee Lo Yaro"

"Zindagi Phr Apna Itehas Nai Dohraegi"
.............

Subha bakhir

By : Unknown

***G*O*O*D***
       ][\      /][
       ][  \,,/  ][    
     ",ORNING"
          *,,,,,,,*
             _!_
       _.-"w "-._
   _-" <(_I_)I !"-_ 
=*=*=*=*=*=*=
Aap Ko Apne
Hifz-O-Amaan Mein Rakhay
     (Ameeen) 
SuBah- BAKHIR.
Aslam o alaikum

Good night

By : Unknown

A Very Serious Message,

Khud Bhi Amal Karen
Or Dusron Ko Bhi Send Karen

Plz Raat Ke Waqt"Good Night"
Ke Message Na Bheja Karen.....!

Balkey

"Ublay anday"mong phali,
Aur "Doodh Patti"Bhej Diya Karen

Night Khud Hi Good Ho Jaey Gi...

   (',')/" To Main
  <,)(   Phir Intezar
  _/ \_ Karun??:-D

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Dosti ka test

By : Unknown

Q1:Men ache hon ya meri soch?
Ans;

Q2:Mujh men sbar zyada he ya pyar? 
Ans:

Q3:Meri baton se kia lgta he shrarti pan ya saadgi?
Ans;

Q4:Agr apko chance mile mujh se kuch mangne ka to kia mangoge?
Ans;

Q5:Aap ko meri kon c adat pasand he?
Ans;

Q6:Aap ko mere andr kia khami nazr i ?
Ans;

Q7:Kuch mere lya advise?
Ans;
.............

Dosti ka test

By : Unknown

Dosti ka Test

Q1:Men ache hon ya meri soch?
Ans;

Q2:Mujh men sbar zyada he ya pyar? 
Ans:

Q3:Meri baton se kia lgta he shrarti pan ya saadgi?
Ans;

Q4:Agr apko chance mile mujh se kuch mangne ka to kia mangoge?
Ans;

Q5:Aap ko meri kon c adat pasand he?
Ans;

Q6:Aap ko mere andr kia khami nazr i ?
Ans;

Q7:Kuch mere lya advise?
Ans;
.............

Dil ki Dua

By : Unknown

           "Dua"
Tery honton Ki hansi
Teri Ankhon Ki Chamak
Tery Lafzon Ki Khushbo
Tery Lehjy
Ki Dhanak
Tu jo sochy
tujy mil jaey
tu jo chahy
wo ho jaey
Teri rahon ma jugnu hon
Hr qadam pe tujy bahar mile
tu shad rhy
Abad rhy
Tujy Zindagi se itna pyar mily
Mera sir jhukay
Mere lub hilen
mery DiL se
ye Dua Uthy
Jb mehfil ma tera zikr chaly
Har Lb pe ye Dua aaey
Tujy hr khushi raas aaey
Koi gham na tery pas aaey
Ameen.

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Dosti ka test

By : Unknown

Dosti ka Test

Q1:Men ache hon ya meri soch?
Ans;

Q2:Mujh men sbar zyada he ya pyar? 
Ans:

Q3:Meri baton se kia lgta he shrarti pan ya saadgi?
Ans;

Q4:Agr apko chance mile mujh se kuch mangne ka to kia mangoge?
Ans;

Q5:Aap ko meri kon c adat pasand he?
Ans;

Q6:Aap ko mere andr kia khami nazr i ?
Ans;

Q7:Kuch mere lya advise?
Ans;
.............

Cry and Try

By : Unknown

  "Cry and Try have only one letter difference in spelling, But a lot in meaning.
Cry collapses your confidence
and Try builds your confidence
good morning..!:)
Have a good day...!:);)

Peyar ki taqat

By : Unknown

"Pyar Me Log Boht Mazbot Ho Jate Hain.

"Or Bht Kamzor Bhi,

"Mazbot Itne K Dunya Se Lar Jatey Hai,

"Or Kamzor Itne K

"Sirf Ek Insan K Bina je Nhi Patey.;
good evening!

I('}___,
I(/\_

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Us ne kaha

By : Unknown

Us ne kaha!
Tum me pehle jesi baat nahi!

Maine kaha!
Zindagi me tera sath nahi!

Usne kaha!
Kia ab b kisi ki ankhon mein dob jatay ho?

Maine kaha!
Ab kisi ankh me wo baat nahi!

Usne kaha!
Kyun itna tot kar chaha tha mujhe?

Maine kaha!
Insan hon pather zaat nahi!

Usne kaha!
Kia main bewafa hon?

Maine kaha!
Mujhe ab wafa ki talash nahi!

Us ne kaha!
Bhool jana mujhko!

Maine kaha!
Tum "ZINDGI"ho.?
koi "KHAWAB" nahi?
  

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Pathan

By : Dawood Ahmed

Pathan Ko invitation Mila
ANP K Jalse me Sirf LAL Topi Pehen Kr Ana Hy

Pathan Jalsy me Phncha
To Ye Dekh kr Heran
Hua
K
Logo ne
Shlwar Qamez B Pehni Hui Hy:)

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Tanhai humari

By : Unknown

*.*.*besukun c thi sanse humari *.*.*
_~_ umeedon ki leher bhi ajeeb the _~_
¤`¤ honsh m bhi madhosh hogaye ¤`¤
》》us k ankho ke raaz hi kuch esi the《《
"," lamha lamha guzra ese sadiwo k bd ","
~`~ jese labo m peyas huk c gai thi ~`~
♥jb honsh aya......
.........dkh k andaz e guzre ishq ka♥
        >>>> k ye dil e naseen <<<<
*.* Haqiqat main bhi khwb the akele ki ......
   ...... bs wo the ... hum the or thi tanhai humari *.*

Mobilink GPRS/EDGE Settings for Android Phones

By : Dawood Ahmed

Mobilink GPRS/EDGE Settings for Android Phones

Mobilink Indigo (may be for Jazz users as well) users who have recently got an Android phone might have some trouble setting up the GPRS/EDGE on your phone. Well, I’m a Mobilink user as well and figured out where and what APN settings to put in.
Follow the steps below to get your GPRS/EDGE working on your Android phone!
  1. Go to Settings > Wireless & networks > Mobile networks >Access Point Names.
  2. Press the ‘Menu’ key and select “New APN”.
  3. Now use the following settings:
    Name: Mobilink (anything you like)
    APN: connect.mobilinkworld.com
    MCC: 410 (should be there by default)
    MNC: 01 (use whatever is there by default)

Ufone GPRS/EDGE Settings for Android Phones

By : Dawood Ahmed

Follow the steps below to get GPRS/EDGE working on your Android phone!

  1. Go to Settings > Wireless & networks > Mobile networks >Access Point Names.
  2. Press the ‘Menu’ key and select “New APN”.
  3. Now use the following settings:
    Name: Ufone Internet (anything you like)
    APN: ufone.internet
    MCC: 410 (should be there by default)
    MNC: 01 (use whatever is there by default)
  4. You can leave all the other fields blank as they are and save these settings.

3G Settings on Android Mobiles

By : Dawood Ahmed

3G Settings on Android Mobiles 

We are using HTC Sensation XE with Android  4.0.3 (ICS).
  • Go to "Settings"

  • Long press "Mobile Network"

  • Select "Network Mode"

  • Select "GSM/ WCDMA auto"

You have completed 3G settings on your mobile or tablet. And 3G services will be available, when you are in a 3G coverage area.

Above procedure might be somehow slightly different on different mobiles and Androidversions. But you can easily find "Mobile Network" anywhere in "Settings Menu". 

And the term GSM/WCDMA might also vary e.g. WCDMA/ GSM or WCDMA (preferred)/ GSM etc. It is OK to select whichever is given in the combination of GSM and WCDMA.

Click here for 3G settings of iPhone, Windows, Nokia and BlackBerry.

Daily Jang has published an article for 3G/ 4G Settings in Urdu on 21-05-2014.
3g-settings-urdu

Telenor Internet Manual Setting And MMS Setting

By : Dawood Ahmed

Manual


You can also configure your handset for GPRS & MMS manually:
1. Configuration for WAP
Access Point Name/Nodewap
Login nameTelenor
PasswordTelenor
WAP Gateway IP172.18.19.11
Port (if required)9201
Port (if required for HTTP handsets)8080
2. Configuration for MMS
Access Point Name/Nodemms
Login nameTelenor
PasswordTelenor
WAP Gateway IP172.18.19.11
Port (if required)9201
Port (if required for HTTP handsets)8080
Relay Server/ Messaging Server

Telenor Setting Via SMS

By : Dawood Ahmed

Via SMS


Send a text message to 131 with your handset make and model to receive your handset settings:
For Example:
For Internet
  • Write "Internet" and SMS it to 131
For WAP
  • Write "wap" and SMS it to 131.
For MMS
  • Write "mms" and SMS it to 131.
For All handset setting
  • Write "All" and SMS it to 131.

Zong Internet Setting, Zong Mms Setting

By : Dawood Ahmed

2. Manual

WAP

APNzongwap
Login Name< blank >
Password< blank >
Wap Gateway IP10.81.6.33
Port (if required)8000

Internet

APNzongwap
Login Name< blank >
Password< blank >
Wap Gateway IP10.81.6.33
Port (if required)8000

Configuration for MMS

APNzongwap
Login Name< blank >
Password< blank >
Wap Gateway IP10.81.6.33
Port (if required)8000
Relay server/messaging serverhttp://10.81.6.11:8080

Mobile Internet/MMS Settings for Iphone & Android

Android & Iphone Internet Settings are

APN nameInternet
APNzonginternet
Authentication Type:None
APN Typedefault

Android & Iphone MMS Settings are

APN nameMMS
APNzongmms
MMSChttp://10.81.6.11:8080
MMS Port8000
APN Typemms

Raaz- e -Pyar

By : Unknown

Raaz e peyar dil ko tor ta hain yara.....
Ashiqui main khud ko chorta hain yara.....
Bewaja na kar khata tu......
              ****Meri Jaan****
         ..... Dekho zara dil se .....
     ....... Mehka hain hum se .......
  ....... Ashq hain yadon main ........
.............Rang hain sapno ke .............
~~~......Ashiqui hain afsara.......~~~
     ~~~......... Nazuk sa rishta ........~~~
          ~~~..Peyas ko bhujha do..~~~
   *****Yaad ban ke na ana ******

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Sübäh" kä" Mösäm"

By : Dawood Ahmed

"Sübäh" kä" Mösäm" 0r" Aäpk¡" Yäd",
"

"Shürü" k¡J¡ye" Apñä" d¡ñ" "mérè" "SALAM" "k Säth"..!

'Assalam-ø-Alaikum'
    "Süßäh =ß'khäIr"

     

Pathan

By : Dawood Ahmed

Pathan apni biwi k liya brazer lene gaya.

Dukandar ny size pocha.

Pathan bola:
Size ka t0 pata nhi jb Uski Brazer phat jati hy t0 Meri 2 Topiyan ban jati hen.

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Gaandi Jee k 9 nakat

By : Dawood Ahmed

  Gaandi Jee k 9 nakat

1.lulli or pani apna rasta khud bana lete hain

2.jazbat or mammy jitne dabao utne ubharte hain

3. bike or grlfrnd kisi ko mt do chod k wapis mile gi

4. Dosron ka masla or apna lula hamesha chota lgta hai

5. Srkari kam or tattay hamesha latke rehte hain

6. Doodh or gand phtne ki awaz nahi ati

7. Sanp aur phudi jahan mile mar dou

8. moat aur tatti kisi ko bata k
nahi ati.

9.Masla or lora kahin b khra ho skta hai.

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Kabhi aaine

By : Dawood Ahmed
Kabhi aaine pe likha tujhe
Kabhi aansuon se mita diya
Kabhi khat samajh ke padha tujhe
Kabhi diary mein chhupa liya
Ik pal bhi tu mujhse, hota nahi 
hai juda
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Teri tamanna

By : Dawood Ahmed
Teri tamanna aankhon mein leke
Parchhaiyon ka peecha kiya
Har ajnabi se tera pataa
Deewaano ki tarah main poocha 
kiya
Tujh bin yun lagta hai
Dil hai kahin gumshuda
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Shadi ke Pehle Raat

By : Dawood Ahmed
Shadi Ke Agle Din Dulhan Ki Saheli Dulhan Se Puchti Hai
Saheli: Kal Raat Ko Tere Saath Kya Hua?
Dulhan: Kuch Nahi Hua
Saheli: Are Bata Na, Sharma Kyu Rahi Hai
Dulhan: Pehle Unhone Meri Chunni Utar Kar K?ll? Par Tangi,
Phir Meri Kameej Or Salwar Utar Kar K?ll? Par Tangi
Saheli: Phir Kya Hua?
Dulhan: Phir Killi Tut Gai… Or….
Saheli: Or Kya?
Dulhan: Or Woh Salla Subha Tak Killi Thokta Raha.
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Chappal Ka Size

By : Dawood Ahmed
Pappu: I Love You
Girl: Meri Chappal Ki Size Pata Hai Kya ?
Pappu: OH Ho Propose KIYA NHI Ke GIFT MAGNA
SHURU or gift b kya maang rhi h,
chappal Bhikharin Kahin Ki Chal Bhag yaha se
I hate u.. :P :P ;)

Chappal Ache Hai

By : Dawood Ahmed
A Girl enters the class with her new sandal.
Boys: Chappal achhe hai
Girl: Nikalu kya?
Then all the Boys in chorus: Lo kar lo baat
Dress to aur bhi achi hai….!!!

Teacher in class:

By : Dawood Ahmed
Teacher in class:
When boys talk in the class
You make noise in the class
get our from here.
When girls talk in the class
Kya baate ho rahe hai…
Koi hame bhi batye :P

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